I'll bet they wished they could say the stairs were just CGI Ok so I fell. What of it? I think the ghost of Cornholiopop tripped me.

OK, if you have not seen it yet, check it out: It's like he has no filter. He just spits out things thinking he's being witty or folksy. Well, he IS, but it just comes off all wrong. Like he's an aging hereditary leader who is there for the ceremonial

Whooo whooooo yea re-fund the World Health Organization. What? Is there a problem?

Well, looks like I cheated my way into the presidency. Mind you, it wasn't ME who arranged all these shenanigans. I really was just campaigning my heart out while other people "did the needful." What? Should I just decline the honor? After all the cosmetic surgery I went through to

So it's been a few months....

Sheesh, I turn my metaphorical back for a minute and the whole world goes haywire. Anyways, looks like we have some new campaign signs. Enjoy.

I mean, at least it has space for The Brain and that's proper, but the rest of the anatomical function eludes me.

Biden's teleprompter broke pic.twitter.com/kgGqYV6wl2 — Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) March 23, 2020 I know a cat named Way-Out Joe Had a cool little chick named Rockin' Flo Made a heart of stone Susie-Q, doin' that crazy hand jive too Papa said "You will ruin my house. You and that

Hey, it's MY HOUSE and I'll walk around naked if I want to.

Look fat, here's the deal, all I can say is I was probably in Joe's skull around the time that Robin Hood was released from Mandela Island when we were arrested by the Sheriff of Nottinham. I had to tunnel my way out, unlike that cellmate of mine the Count

When the first expedition descended to the bottom of the Atlantic in a perfected high-pressure diving bell, their speculation ran wild as to the wonders they would encounter in that unknown sea-bottom world. But their wildest dreams did not prepare them for uncovering first, the stones of an ancient civilization,

A selection of recent Biden Brain hilarity: Oh boy I'm gonna be a star 🤩

Yea, just when Joe had successfully hidden that wastrel son of his in LA, this goes and happens: James Biden’s health care ventures face a growing legal morassA mysterious FBI raid. New allegations from former executives. Questions are swirling about the business dealings of Joe Biden’s brother.POLITICOBEN

I don't even know where to begin with this. What were they thinking?

Well well well. The New York Times has some actual saavy advice for The Left: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/08/opinion/sanders-democratic-primary.html Bah, it won't let me post with a preview, so here you go: Essentially, the gist is they think everybody agrees with them, so why

I want to direct your attention to this vicious attack on yours truly: Zach Thompson, 20, of Waterloo, is a supporter who says he agrees Biden could unify the country. Thompson supported Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren before she dropped out of the race, and said Biden is less “divisive” than

And I'm getting tired of getting all the blame for this. Look, I've been doing my best to keep the personality that is Joe from getting too far out there, but hey, what can I do? I'm just the substrate upon which the consciousness that is Joe resides. Look, look,